OFFICIAL 2004 DNC CONVENTION PROGRAM

6:00pm - Opening flag burning ceremony
6:30pm - Anti-war rally no. 1
6:40pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
7:00pm - Tribute theme to France
7:10pm - Collect offerings for al-Zawahri and al-Sadr defense fund
7:20pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
7:25pm - Tribute theme to Spain
7:45pm - Anti-war rally no. 2. (Moderated by Michael Moore)
8:00pm - John Kerry presents one side of the issues
8:25pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
8:30pm - Terrorist appeasement workshop
9:00pm - Gay marriage ceremony
9:30pm - * Intermission * (Refreshments hosted by Ted Kennedy)
10:00pm - Flag stomping and defacing ceremony
10:15pm - Re-enactment of Kerry's fake medal toss
10:30pm - Cameo by Dean 'Yeeearrrrrrrg!'
10:40pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
10:50pm - Pledge of allegiance to the UN
11:00pm - Double gay marriage ceremony
11:15pm - Maximizing Welfare workshop
11:20pm - John Kerry presents the other side of the issues
11:30pm - 'Free Saddam' pep rally
11:59pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
12:00am - Nomination of Democrat candidate

~Thanks to 'Shaman'